Tickle the Funnybone
When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar.
The big moron and the little moron were standing on the bridge over the river. The big moron fell off. How come the little moron didn't fall off too?
Because he was a little more on.
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
A Coffin.
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