Laughter

August 11, 2006

Aldous Huxley

"A belief in hell and the knowledge that every ambition is doomed to frustration at the hands of a skeleton have never prevented the majority of human beings from behaving as though death were no more than an unfounded rumour."...

Posted by Toni at 11:59 PM

May 17, 2006

George Bernard Shaw

"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children." :: (1856-1950) Irish-born British Dramatist, Novelist, Critic...

Posted by Toni at 6:59 PM

May 3, 2006

Francois De La Rochefoucauld

"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." :: (1613-1680) French Classical Writer...

Posted by Toni at 9:24 PM

April 12, 2006

Minna Antrim

"Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him." :: (1861-1950) American Epigrammist...

Posted by Toni at 2:02 PM

February 21, 2006

Pablo Picasso

"Everything is a miracle. It is a miracle that one does not dissolve in one's bath like a lump of sugar." :: (1881-1973) Spanish Painter, Sculptor...

Posted by Toni at 7:03 PM

January 23, 2006

Queen Victoria

"Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife." :: (1819-1901) Queen of England (1837-1901)...

Posted by Toni at 8:36 PM

September 13, 2005

Benjamin Franklin

"I haven't failed, I've found ten thousand ways that don't work." :: (1706-1790) American Scientist, Publisher, Diplomat...

Posted by Toni at 6:10 PM

August 2, 2005

Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." :: (1844-1900) German Philosopher, Poet...

Posted by Toni at 6:22 PM

May 5, 2005

Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

"Authors from whom others steal should not complain, but rejoice. Where there is no game there are no poachers." :: (1830-1916) Austrian Novelist...

Posted by Toni at 1:21 PM

April 23, 2005

William Shakespeare

"I can get no remedy against this consumption of the purse: borrowing only lingers and lingers it out, but the disease is incurable." :: (1564-1616) British Poet, Playwright, Actor...

Posted by Toni at 10:39 AM

March 10, 2005

Thomas Fuller

"He that hath no fools, knaves or beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning." :: (1608-1661) British Clergyman, Author...

Posted by Toni at 10:30 PM