Fully Sick

I Hate Coffee--It Keeps Me Awake at Work.

Suicide is a way of telling God 'you can't fire me, I QUIT!'

A fool and his money are soon partying

Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them

I have a problem with drinking... two hands and only one mouth

Give Blood Play Hockey

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter

I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.

Forget about world peace...visualize using your turn signal

Join the Army: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them

If there is a tourist season, why can't we shoot them

Hard work has a future payoff, but laziness pays off now.