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  • In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
  • In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
  • Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
  • The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
  • There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
  • In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
  • Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but only in tropical fish stores.
  • In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
  • In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
  • In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
  • Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
  • Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
  • The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
  • Butterflies taste with their feet.
  • An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
  • Starfish don't have brains.
  • Turtles can breathe through their butts.

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2 Comments

Chad said:

Dude, this is fully sick!!!


YIANNI ANGELOS said:

THIS IS FUNNY THAT AN ANT CAN GET DRUNK ONLY IF I COULD GET DRUNK AND FALL ON MY RIGHT SIDE? HEE HEE WHAT ABOUT SEX WITH MALE ANIMALS ALL ENQUIERING MINDS WANT TO KNOW! WELL NOT ME ANYWAY! HAVING SEX WITH A FEMALE BITCH MIGHT EXCITE ME BUT MY EX WIFE WAS AREAL BITCH! AND FULLY SICK LIKE THE OSTERIGE HER BRAIN WAS SMALLER THAN HER PUSSY LOL! SEE YOU LATTER GUYS


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