Pasta Jar Used as Homemade Sex Aid
This is something I wouldn’t have thought of to use as a sex aid, but a man caught in a no-go zone at Queensland’s Nobby Beach, thought otherwise,as reported on News.com.au :
A man caught by police with his penis submerged in a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest.
He took off when police tried to question him and even continued his pasta sauce dipping as police tried to wrestle the jar from him. This story is just too sick! The guy ended up with a $600 fine and his name spashed all over the internet. What a loser.
It reminds me of the story I was told about a dill pickle that sat in the jar in the fridge for a long time, and when a flat-mate went to eat it, the woman was hysterical, telling him no, you don’t know where that’s been!
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