How Bored?
This doesn't need any comment, but it does make you wonder how some people spend their time.
June 20, 2006
June 17, 2006
Don't Fuck With The Mincer
This poor guy was cleaning out a mincer, with his arm right in there, and what? Someone turned it on?
After her was rushed into surgery with the mincer still eating his arm, they were able to save his hand.
Top 12 Bumper Stickers
I Hate Coffee--It Keeps Me Awake at Work.
Suicide is a way of telling God 'you can't fire me, I QUIT!'
A fool and his money are soon partying
Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them
I have a problem with drinking... two hands and only one mouth
Give Blood Play Hockey
Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter
I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
Forget about world peace...visualize using your turn signal
Join the Army: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them
If there is a tourist season, why can't we shoot them
Hard work has a future payoff, but laziness pays off now.
June 15, 2006
Bumbling Bank Robbers
A group of Aussie gangsters are sitting around deliberating over methods they will employ in robbing a bank.
After a lot of thought, they all agree on the way to go about it.
In the wee hours of the following morning they meet and embark on their plans to get rich.
Once inside the bank, efforts at disabling the internal security system get under way immediately.
The robbers, expecting to find one or two huge safes filled with cash and valuables, are more than surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered strategically throughout the bank.
The first safe's combination is cracked and inside the robbers find only a bowl of vanilla pudding.
'Well,' says one robber to another, 'at least we get a bit to eat.'
They open up the second safe and it also contains nothing but vanilla pudding and the process continues until all the safes are opened and there is not one dollar, a diamond, or an ounce of gold to be found.
Instead, all the safes contain containers of pudding.
Disappointed, each of the mobsters makes a quiet exit, leaving with nothing more than queasy, uncomfortably full stomachs.
The following morning, a Sydney newspaper headline reads, 'Australia's largest sperm bank robbed early this morning.'
These guys are waiting to re-stock the bank.
June 14, 2006
A Crack In My Windscreen
I'm surprised this sight wasn't the cause of a major traffic pile-up.
June 11, 2006
Monkey Business
It never ceases to amaze me where people get these ideas, and then want to make it a permanent feature of their bodies. Imagine this tattoo in another 20 or 30 years. One very puckered monkey butt.