How Sleazy Are You?
Score two points for every yes answer. Keep a running total and check out which bandwidth you're in, and just how sleazy you are.
Scoring
0 - 20
21 - 40
41 - 60
61 - 100
101 - 130
131 - 160
161 - 200
200+
21 - 40
41 - 60
61 - 100
101 - 130
131 - 160
161 - 200
200+
A life with the church is too corrupt for you.
You barely make our scale.
Approaching normal. You aren't much fun on a date.
Normal. You use your right hand like everybody else.
Above average. You've got a few tricks below the belt.
You're a social menace.
You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
You're going straight to hell.
You barely make our scale.
Approaching normal. You aren't much fun on a date.
Normal. You use your right hand like everybody else.
Above average. You've got a few tricks below the belt.
You're a social menace.
You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
You're going straight to hell.
Go on... take the quiz...
- 1. Have you ever tried alcohol?
- 2. Have you ever been drunk?
- 3. Have you ever played drinking games?
- 4. Have you ever fallen down because you drank too much?
- 5. Have you ever drank enough to throw up?
- 6. Have you ever woken up and not remembered what you did the night before?
- 7. Have you ever been forcibly removed from a bar?
- 8. Have you ever participated in a pub crawl?
- 9. Have you ever fallen asleep or passed out in a bar?
- 10. Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week?
- 11. Have you ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person?
- 12. Have you ever laughed at someone else's misfortune?
- 13. Have you ever tried pot, hash, or magic mushrooms?
- 14. Do you do drugs regularly?
- 15. Have you ever bought "soft" drugs?
- 16. Have you ever sold drugs?
- 17. Have you ever sold drugs to support a drug habit?
- 18. Have you ever used barbituates?
- 19. Have you ever taken halluginogens?
- 20. Have you ever used narcotics?
- 21. Have you ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours?
- 22. Have you ever been on a date?
- 23. Have you ever been felt up or groped?
- 24. Have you ever had sexual intercourse?
- 25. Have you ever had a bath or shower with someone of the opposite sex?
- 26. Have you ever paid for sex?
- 27. Have you ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk?
- 28. Have you ever got someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favours and succeeded?
- 29. Have you ever engaged in oral sex?
- 30. Have you ever engaged in anal sex?
- 31. Have you ever tried the 69 position?
- 32. Have you ever contracted an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease)?
- 33. Have you ever had unprotected sex?
- 34. Have you ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion?
- 35. Have you ever had sex with two or more partners in a week?
- 36. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
- 37. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
- 38. Have you ever had carpet burns as a result of a sexual act?
- 39. Have you ever engaged in sexual activity with a member of the same sex?
- 40. Have you ever practiced bondage, masochism or sadism for sexual gratification?
- 41. Have you ever used sex toys?
- 42. Have you ever passed out during sex?
- 43. Have you ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity?
- 44. Have you ever masturbated while talking on the phone?
- 45. Have you ever bought something from a sex shop?
- 46. Have you ever licked or had someone lick your: eyes, toes, ears, anus? (score two points for each yes)
- 47. Have you ever had sex with a relative?
- 48. Have you ever made someone else seep in the wet spot?
- 49. Does necrophilia, pedophilia or bestiality turn you on?
- 50. Have you ever been arrested?
