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January 10, 2009

Nigerian Bikers' Vegetable Helmets

A new law which came into force on New Year’s Day in Nigeria forcing motorcyclists to wear helmets has seen an increase in an improvised helmet: dried pumpkin shells, or calabashes.

calabashesRoad safety officials said calabash-wearers would be prosecuted. Stories have also appeared in the local papers highlighting passengers’ fears that the helmets could be used by motorcyclists to cast spells on their clients, making it easy for them to be robbed.

“Some people can put juju inside the helmets and when they are worn the victim can either lose consciousness or be struck dumb,” passenger Kolawole Aremu told the Daily Trust newspaper.

January 9, 2009

Bizarre Blow-Up Doll Sex Bandit

blow-up dollIt’s hot in Cairns and that could explain the bizarre behaviour of a thief who broke into an adult shop, had sex with a blow-up doll, then dumped the used plastic in the rear lane. The store manager said that the offender had a liking for the doll model named “Jungle Jane”, which had been taken on a couple of occasions.

Police have DNA samples, fingerprints and pictures of the crime scene. The guy was either on heat or it had affected his brain.

January 1, 2009

Christmas Angel

Give me an angel for Christmas

My wish for Christmas was to have a special angel come and visit me. It’s New Year now, and I’m still waiting. I can wish….

Happy New Year to all.