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November 24, 2008

Bubblegum Health Warning

We were all warned when we were kids… Did we listen? Do not swallow bubblegum!

bubblegum health warning

September 18, 2008

Are You a Good Christian?

Are you a good Christian?

August 27, 2008

Somebody's Daughter

Wedding dress

Guys would no doubt love this dress. Not too hard to guess what would happen if she bent over.

May 10, 2008

Nimbin MardiGrass 2008

The annual Nimbin MardiGrass was held on 3rd and 4th May 2008, with lots of police presence. This year the festival focused on the Cannabis Law Reform Rally.

Here's a couple of photos from the event.

Bringabong Nimbin
Statement Nimbin 2008
Bongaroo

October 20, 2007

A Hard Wipe

Here's an idea for a Christmas present for someone you're not particularly fond of.... Ouch!!

grater toilet roll

October 14, 2007

Unusual Tattoos

I love cool and unusual tattoos. This "angry eye" looks so real, even down to the bloodshot whites. It's looking at you from the back of the guy's leg!

Tattoo of eye on back of knee

This looks real enough that I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up dead or behind bars for a concealed weapon. Imagine a cop seeing that? I don't think he'd ask if it was real before shooting.

Gun down pants

Very clever!! Who comes up with these ideas....

Arm mask

Another belly-button tattoo. I like this one because although it's a bad Bart drawing, we all know he's a little arsehole!

Eat my shorts

August 7, 2007

A Fault in the Wiring?

When you call Customer Service and speak to someone in India who speaks English, but cannot solve your problem, perhaps it's a fault in the wiring?

India's Infrastructure
India's Infrastructure
India's Infrastructure

July 30, 2007

Can You Do This?

Breathe In
googley eyes

June 23, 2007

Never Sleep In The Jungle

Villagers look on as a snake is found that has eaten one of the locals.

Snake found with body inside

The snake is sliced open

The snake is sliced open

The body of the missing local is found inside

Missing local found inside snake

June 11, 2007

The Dangers of Smoking

This is graphic in the extreme. Anyone for a cigarette?

The dangers of smoking

Fourteen years ago I was in hospital after having one of my children, and smoking was allowed on the balcony then, but only on one floor. I went down to the 2nd storey balcony and used to sit with a woman who had just had her second leg amputated at the knee through smoking. We used to sit and enjoy our cigarettes together. Losing two legs to tobacco hadn't stopped her from smoking.

May 21, 2007

Eavesdropper

Just a coincidence

May 8, 2007

What Is It With Boys And Frogs?

This puts a whole new twist on frog mouth...

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And whooa... get a gander at the size of this frog...

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May 1, 2007

Eggceptional Art

If you think setting up dominoes takes talent, take a look at this...

According to the folks at Neatorama, these awesome photos of egg city sculpture/art was taken somewhere in Guangzhou.

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Unfortunately the site where these originated shows a blank page.

February 9, 2007

Cool Loo

This is a picture of a public toilet in Houston:

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Now that you've seen the outside view, take a look at the inside view...

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It's made entirely of one-way glass! No one can see you from the outside, but when you are inside it's like sitting in a clear glass box!

Now would you... COULD YOU... use it?!

December 19, 2006

Tanning Secrets

Here's a timely reminder of what can happen if you get too much sun. With summer heat upon us, it's a good idea to Slip, Slop, Slap, and wear a Hat.

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September 20, 2006

Body Pierced Corset

How painful would this be! This imagine shows an example of a body modification practice known as corset piercing. According to Wikipedia,

"A corset piercing is a series of surface piercings done to emulate the appearance of the lacing on the back of a corset. Two rows of bilaterally symmetrical piercings are performed and can be composed of as few as four piercings (two in each row) or as many as the length of the area being pierced (usually the back) and the vertical space between piercings will allow space for. Due to the difficulty and risks associated with permanently healing single surface piercings, most corset piercings are intended to be temporary in nature."
A Skinny Corset

Temporary corset piercings are open wounds, and are subject to the same infection, cross contamination, and irritation risks as any other healing piercing or small wound. Scarring from the removal of temporary piercings is usually minimal or non-existent.

Side-laced Corset

I must admit to a certain squeamishness when I view these images. If you're interested, there's plenty of pictures online.

September 18, 2006

A Note to Self

Must give up smoking and wear pyjamas to bed.
Must give up smoking and wear pyjamas to bed

August 12, 2006

Illegal Immigrants Sewn Into Upholstery

A van was stopped at the US-Mexico border on August 8, 2006 where police discovered 3 people sewn into the upholstery of the seats.

illegal immigrant sewn inside the upholstery of a car seat
U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers arrested a U.S. man Tuesday morning after they say he tried to smuggle three migrants into the country hidden in the seats of his vehicle.
illegal immigrant sewn inside the upholstery of a car seat
"This case illustrates the length to which smugglers will go to transport undocumented people into the United States," said Adele Fasano, director of field operations in San Diego. "This involved good basic police work by alert CBP officers who intercepted this case."

Read the full story...

August 5, 2006

One Tough Camper!

This is from up in the Yukon, where polar bears are known to roam. This guy is lucky to be alive. The guy survived a bear attack. The bear jumped on him while he was sleeping in his tent and he managed to get it off of him and shoot it.

Injuries from trying to get away from a polar bear

One Lucky Camper

August 1, 2006

A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words

The Honda rider was travelling at such a "very high speed", his reaction time was not sufficient enough to avoid this accident. Swedish Police estimate a speed of 250 KM/h (155mph) before the bike hit the slow moving car side-on at an intersection. At that speed, they predicted that the rider's reaction time (once the vehicle came into view) wasn't sufficient enough for him to even apply the brakes. The car had two passengers and the bike rider was found INSIDE the car with them. The Volkswagen actually flipped over from the force of impact and landed 10 feet from where the collision took place.

All three involved (two in car and rider) were killed instantly. This graphic demonstration was placed at the Stockholm Motorcycle Fair by the Swedish Police and Road Safety Department. The sign above the display also noted that the rider had only recently obtained his license.

At 250 KM (155 mph) the operator is traveling at 227 feet per second. With normal reaction time to SEE-DECIDE-REACT of 1.6 seconds the above operator would have traveled over 363 feet while making a decision on what actions to take. In this incident the Swedish police indicate that no actions were taken.

July 28, 2006

One Big Alligator

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This alligator was found near a house between Athens and Palestine, Texas.

Joe Goff, 6'5" tall, a game warden with the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, walks past the 23-foot, 1-inch alligator that he shot and killed.

The alligator looks so pre-historic, and looking at the head reminds me of dinosaurs. He must have been a great age, because like the dinosaurs, they keep on growing. Apparently the owners of the house near where the alligator was caught, thought that people were exaggerating when they were warned about the monster alligator.

July 19, 2006

The Mincer Strikes Again

Hand caught in mincer

Here's more horror photos of a hand caught in a mincer. This time the victim is a child..

The hand, after being freed from the mincer

June 17, 2006

Don't Fuck With The Mincer

This poor guy was cleaning out a mincer, with his arm right in there, and what? Someone turned it on?

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After her was rushed into surgery with the mincer still eating his arm, they were able to save his hand.

Don't fuck with a mincer


June 14, 2006

A Crack In My Windscreen

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I'm surprised this sight wasn't the cause of a major traffic pile-up.