Spitting Into the Wind

This one is for the women, who are sure to get a great laugh out of this. And a pay-back for all the blonde jokes.

• Men are like.... Laxatives.... They irritate the crap out of you.
• Men are like.... Bananas.... The older they get, the less firm they are.
• Men are like.... Weather.... Nothing can be done to change them.
• Men are like.... Blenders.... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
• Men are like.... Chocolate Bars.... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
• Men are like.... Commercials.... You can't believe a word they say.
• Men are like.... Department Stores.... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
• Men are like.... Government Bonds.... They take soooooooo long to mature.
• Men are like.... Mascara.... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
• Men are like.... Popcorn.... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
• Men are like.... Snowstorms.... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
• Men are like.... Lava Lamps.... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
• Men are like.... Parking Spots.... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.