Spitting Into the Wind

The world's oldest man celebrated his 113th birthday on Thursday, telling reporters at his home in southern Japan about his joyful life and healthy appetite.

"I'm happy," he said, as the local mayor presented him with flowers and a giant tea cup glazed with his name and date of birth. "I'm well. I eat a lot," he added.

Tomoji Tanabe, who was born Sept. 18, 1895, has nearly 100 direct descendants and walked unassisted in a kimono chosen for his birthday. He attributes his longevity to eating mostly vegetables and never drinks alcohol.

I guess that puts me out of the running. I turn 50 next weekend and I plan on having lots to drink. I didn't want to know about turning 40, but the family have insisted on a big party this year and I'm starting to look forward to it. Just to catch up with friends and family for a celebration will be a nice change.